hippy-daze: kripke-is-my-king: hahry: a venn diagram of the things george washington said not to do and the things america did would be a circle #washington sitting in the afterlife screaming ‘TWO THINGS AMERICA. I SAID TWO FUCKING THINGS. #ISOLATIONISM. #NO POLITICAL PARTIES. #DID I FUCKING STUTTER #DID I STUTTER MY ENTIRE FAREWELL ADDRESS #GOD DAMN LINCOLN NEVER HAD TO PUT UP WITH...
sovennix: cumberpumpkinpatch replied to your post: Guess who collapsed and fainted at walmart?… were the prices so low that you had to drop to the floor to register them? yes
These shoes! They fit perfectly!: Clara Knows The... →
webdalek: rosemariontyler-ask: Doesn’t anyone else notice that if Clara is telepathically connected to River, she must know the Doctor’s name now too. Think about it, if River actually said it, Clara knows it now. AND, since she was a Time Lady in one of her lives, that means she… but like, wasn’t that a different clara. she cant remember the asylum or london so yeah
A NOTE TO MR MOFFAT
daphneashbrook: webdalek: ANY ATTEMPT AT ALTERING THE COMPANION’S TIMELINE WILL RESULT IN OUR INVASION OF BRITAIN. STARTING WITH YOUR SOFA. Awww. Steven’s actually a nice guy you know. Don’t go all mean and creepy, WD. (Unless he screws with 8, then you can have your gunstalk back.)
esexist: i just got called a faggot by a group of 6th graders wearing polos
So today I beat Victory Road and Graduated
berepah: mskneesocks: you’re the only one who understands me google i tried to scroll past i really did
derples: Did you chop down this tree
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Coming back to where you started is not the same as never leaving.– Terry Pratchett, A Hat Full of Sky (via writing—quotes)
Most witches don’t believe in gods. They know that the gods exist, of course....– Terry Pratchett (via valonqar)
lookslikeazipper: Right so im walking home and I see this guy rolling a cigarette under a streetlamp and when he clicked his lighter THE FUCKING STREETLIGHT WENT OUT I stopped in my tracks and stared at this guy who looks up at me then to his lighter and hes as surprised as me then he takes his thumb off the trigger and THE STREETLIGHT TURNS BACK ON HE GAVE THE MOST SURPRISED LOOK OF ANYONE...
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ANYONE?? NO OKAY.
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