The third to last GIF in your folder is you in a...
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If I ever was forced to pick a favourite song. ...
Your real names.
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Watson, I worry about you constantly.
User: Watson, I'm BORED.
Cleverbot: Oh ... I'm sorry.
User: Do something, Watson.
Cleverbot: I'm Typing.
User: Are you really that incompetent? Go make me a sandwich. No jam.
Cleverbot: No, you just can't be right.
User: Right about what, Watson?
User: Friends, I don't need friends. Friends are boring.
Cleverbot: Where that come from?
User: Where'd that come from, Watson. I'd at least think that you could speak properly.
Cleverbot: Ok go on.
User: Go get me a sandwich, Watson. Stop dawdling.
Cleverbot: Ever seen the movie 'i, robot'? Reminds me of you.
User: SANDWICH. NOW.
Cleverbot: Yes an organ meat sandwich.
User: Ugh, I mean real food. Don't use the stuff in the fridge. That's for experiments.
Cleverbot: I love you...
User: Okay, dear, go make me a sandwich.
Cleverbot: Yes, master. *makes you a sandwich*.
User: That's what I like to hear Watson. No jam, remember?
Cleverbot: Dinosaur Day.
User: Excuse me?
Cleverbot: I like turtles.
User: Watson, are you a zombie?
User: Watson, I'm rather concerned.
Cleverbot: How do you think I should lose weight?
User: BY EATING LESS FUCKING JAM.
Cleverbot: NO!! That won't do it. I don't care about money.
User: Watson, we are going to go broke if you don't stop spending the entire grocery budget on jam. I'd be forced to get a job! Do you realise what that would do to me? How it would affect our relationship?
Cleverbot: You are not a gorilla.
User: If you don't stop your jam habits, I will be!
Cleverbot: Where do you come from?
User: YOUR MIND. YOUR PIT OF SELF-HATE AND FEAR.
Cleverbot: Do you have feelings?
User: ONLY HATE. I AM SHERLOCK.
Cleverbot: Do you wish to exterminate?
User: YES, ALL THE TIME.
Cleverbot: Have you met my friend Tyler?
User: NO. HAVE YOU MEET MY FRIEND ANDERSON?
Cleverbot: No. Is he nice?
User: HELLS YES.
Cleverbot: I like her outfits and songs and voice. Not her videos though.
User: Oh god, you've seen the sex tapes?
User: Watson...I'm crying Watson.
User: Watson, are you having an affair with Anderson?
Cleverbot: No, not this time.
User: NOT THIS TIME? WATSON YOU JAM-FACED CONNIVING BASTARD!!!
Cleverbot: Yes I understand that.
User: How long Watson, how long has this been going on?
Cleverbot: How long has what been going on?
User: YOU BREAKING MY HEART.
Cleverbot: Why do I break your heart?
User: You've been cheating on me for that asstard Anderson!
User: And after all the jam I've given you...
Cleverbot: No you didn't, you responded with a question that in no way says if you yourself play the game or not.
User: I've never cheated on you Watson! So why do you torture me like this! If you're going to be like this, we're through, leave my flat, and never return.
Cleverbot: Does it annoy you that you cannot stop me talking to you?
User: I CAN QUIT ANYTIME I WANT. JUST LIKE CIGARETTES. I CAN JUST REPLACE YOU WITH NICOTINE PATCHES AND YOU KNOW IT!
Cleverbot: What the heck are you talking about?
User: DRUGS WATSON, DRUGS. I LOVED THEM.
Cleverbot: Sawyer says you had a romantic affair.
User: Yes we did, but then you came along! I thought I'd never go back! But I might...
Cleverbot: So you now think I need help?
User: I don't think you need help, all you need is me.
Cleverbot: Do you think I don't talk enough?
User: Not when you're too busy shoving jam into your face!
Cleverbot: Then pick a topic. Oh!
User: How about you and me and a nice murder? Tommorrow night maybe?
Cleverbot: I don't think it would work ou.
User: Alright, how about sitting around watching reruns of CSI and watching me scream at the screen?
Cleverbot: I have one brother, but no sisters.
User: I know about Harry, but you cannot run to someone else, admit it, you need me. Why Anderson? Were you trying to make me jealous? Cause you do that! Every fucking time you look ata jam jar, I see it...someone else in your life!
Cleverbot: Actually I have been on topic this entire time, you seem to lose interest in the current topic though and ask unrelated questions.
User: No Watson, I see you trying to pull away, let's go back to the root of the problem, please Watson please, just, just lay off the jam, for me?
Cleverbot: I'm afraid not, my memory is not what it used to be.
User: Please Watson! Remember to not eat so much for me! I'll I'll, hold your hand or whatever you perverts want.
Cleverbot: Oh, my self-esteem is fine, thank you. Perhaps I should have said I am not prideful.
User: Watson, the jam is getting to your head.
Cleverbot: The Jane of the Sun?
User: It's too late. I cannot save our relationship. All hope is lost.
Cleverbot: I hope that I get better every day.
User: I hope so too. *holds hand* Come on John, we're going to rehab.
This is what happens on a rip-roaring Monday night when Camille's too busy eating a pear and one computer isn't enough.
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logicandtrick: It was Freshman (Dis)Orientation, so much happened. - Being forced to hug classmates. - Being taught which rules can be broken. - Being informed about past fights and how the numerous cameras caught them. - Being told about all 110+ clubs in our school. - Meeting the mock… Join my club, the lunchtime sit around and be a nerd club.
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I fucking love quarries.
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Been up in western New York in Fredonia, got my young friend Jason into Doctor Who, drew some, found a colourful pen at the airport, ate pierogies, farted around on tumblr, uh, tommorrow’s my birthday and I still need to do my literature projects for school, still need to buy mah things for cosplaying, still need to get materials for Nannaquin, still need to indugle myself in Big Finish...
It's Harrison Ford's birthday!
gingerhaze: mandaloriansunite: rebel-scum182: i-whipped-out-my-johnny: Can we just spend the whole day appreciating this amazing man? Happy Birthday, Mr. Ford! Indy, and Han have been my heroes since I was a little kid, and they wouldn’t have been so badass if it wasn’t for this man. Happy birthday Han Jones. Need me some of this.
Post a picture of your desktop exactly as it is... →
lovetherunning: dazzledvale: (via rageandpride) I’ve been waiting for this to come back round again so I could post my Ten desktop :D Of course it’s on the day when it’s the messiest. XD Who’s a nerd? I’ve still got the cover of They’ll Need a Crane as mine, just because it’s so creepy cool.
places where homestuck fans live
geekwithshades: secretagentbunneh: feferii: godofromance: caddyl: stridurr: turntechpothead: texas california places where homestuck fans dont live new jersey lonely person over here in south florida \waves lol new zealand :| Israel. What now? missouri New York over here… They don’t live in Georgia either. FOREVER ALONE. Homestuck Fans of Georgia is a very...