March 2012
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mostgay:
Every musical should have one minor character who is aware that everyone is singing and dancing and extremely confused and terrified
“WHAT’S GOING ON? WHY ARE YOU SINGING? WH——WHasfga gag?!sdhgdsjghj!? NOBODY TOLD ME THERE’D BE MANDATORY DANCING.”
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every teacher before they draw on the board: im not an artist
Reblog if you're over 10 and you still have...
roachpatrol:
jumpingjacktrash:
kaishun:
i’m 39, y’all. i have a black bear cub and half a dozen plushie reptiles. oh yeah, and a crab and a squid. and some pirate finger puppets, does that count? i also still play with matchbox cars.
growing up is for chumps.
I have faithfully carted my noble fuzzy companion Goon Bear through twenty three years of moves and trauma. If my shit caught on...
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Romeo & Juliet: Act 1, scene 2
Lord Capulet: But Montague doesn't have the balls, anyway, the old pansy, so it's all good.
Paris: True. True. So, Pops, how about you let me have some o' dat fine little daughter you got over there?
Lord Capulet: Dude, I keep telling you. She's thirteen. Slow your roll, Pedobear.
Paris: But all the girls are having babies at thirteen. It's on MTV, bro.
Lord Capulet: Tell you what. You come to our party, you see if she likes what you've got, then maybe we'll talk.
Paris: Awwww, yisss! I'm gettin' some sweet teenage booty! Dat's right!
Lord Capulet: I'm RIGHT HERE, bro.
Paris: My bad.
Lord Capulet: *hands paper to servant* Go tell all these mofos they best be at the party tonight. Capulet and Paris out, bitches. *exeunt*
Servant: *looks at paper* Oh, shit. I can't fucking read. Fuck. They told me not to sleep through English class. Shit.
Romeo: Bro, I told you, I only want Rosaline. Get off my ass.
Benvolio: Like there's room on your ass, with Mercutio all over it.
Romeo: Fuck you.
Benvolio: No, thanks. He'd kill me.
Servant: You two gay guys know how to read?
Romeo: We're not a couple.
Servant: Fuck, I really AM losing it, then. Ah, well. Can you do me a solid and tell me these names? It's a big-ass party and I'm SO fucked if I don't go remind them all.
Romeo: Yeah, yeah, whatever, Lady Widow of Vitruvio, blah blah, Lively Helena, blah, blah, HOLY DOG SHIT! ROSALINE! um, I mean, yeah, so cool. Where's this party?
Servant: Up at Capulet's You should come. Bring your boyfriend and shit.
Benvolio: Yeah! Mercutio'd like that.
Romeo: I'm NOT MERCUTIO'S DATE!
Benvolio: *pats his hair* Sure, baby, sure. So, look - we go to this party, right? We see ALL the honeys there, right? Boom! You pick a NEW girlfriend, and who gives a shit about Rosaline? Problem solved!
Romeo: But, but, won't they all pretty much be Capulet chicks? I mean, isn't that, like, a really bad idea?
Benvolio: Fuck it. YOLO, baby!
Romeo: Cool! I'll get Mercutio!
Benvolio: YEAH, you will.
Romeo: I'm not his date!
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BOLIN
hinoneko:
korralicious:
wiirdo:
kawaiibatmanboi:
BOLIN
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Bolicious
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Reblog if you want your followers to watch Camp...
logicandtrick:
I loved that show when it ran. Recently, I found an old DVD that contains one episode each of some of my old favorite shows. Then I lost it again.
quality show
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wweird:
questions i get while drawing in public:
is that an anime
is that you
what show is she from
do you want to be a drawer when you grow up (a drawer jesus cHRIST)
do you watch anime
is that a pokemon
is that anime? Always. They always call my cartoon style anime. Raise your hand followers if you think I draw anime.
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I am posting my sexuality. Reblog and tell yours.
logicandtrick:
veracitymendacity:
thenextdragonborn:
brochachonacho:
irish-matroyshka:
hypnoplasmids:
dirtybioshockconfessions:
theunfler:
ondeahy:
twice-ler:
sassy-gay-autoresponder:
ricksantorummpreg:
garydactyl:
Sexy and I know it
Araneasexual
vriskasexual
oncelersexual
oncestsexual
oncelutexual
greedyoncelerssuitsexual
kraliessexual
sideburnsexual
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classicrockneverdies:
Hello It’s Me - Todd...
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Being the productive human I am
School letting out yesterday, I woke up at noon, made cookie dough, then went upstairs to do homework. And by homework I mean drink Orangina and eat an ice cream sandwich watching All Creatures Great and Small and casually playing guitar in bed. Feeling pretty good about myself.
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Korra Theory: Origin of the Equalists, and Chief...
sketcy:
takesitlikeamartyr:
bluandorange:
wildbeardedbrownmanontheinternet:
This is a bit convoluted so bear with us.
Part 1: Suki
Right after Aang defeats Ozai and takes away his Firebending, Suki leans over Ozai and asks if Aang “finished the job”. Aang says that he found another way to restore balance, by taking away Ozai’s bending. We don’t see Suki’s face until Sokka walks over to...
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asparklethatisblue:
philiponmycracker:
simpusimpu:
fezzes-r-cool:
schampusmitlachsfisch:
endquestionmark:
cocokat:
pananner:
betsaii:
sukukaja:
jonubb:
my only problem is my band name……….
deep as hell
My life.
Looks like indie to me.
My background was so colorful… >_< Bt I do like that OvO My band name is the album name of someone...
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The "turnoff" "turnon" game. Ask me anything and I...
digitallibrarian:
a2k2exy2ollux:
keringames:
bondsinthedark:
candyapplehairandgemstoneeyes:
cavalloneklutz:
erzascarletrequip:
doctorinkwell:
Aw come on!
do iit.
Sure, why not?
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What pokemon type are you? →
flareblade2000:
nlaughingalonewithferriswheels:
nephyria:
chekhovandowl:
hellocheeto:
STEEL TYPE The toughest and most reliable type! A highly protective person, you tend to keep your feelings locked away so that you can appear stronger. Everybody can count on you to stand up for them when they’re in trouble. If you were a Pokemon, you would be the extremely durable kind that can take a...
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Reblog with your blog's title
flareblade2000:
thewindmagey:
crowry:
poppysaide:
legochesters:
bigbardafree:
“Darkseid’s Draperies!”
things are about to get weird
say say my playmate, won’t you lay hands on me
ogle reader longingly
“Umm… What do I put here guys?”
“Derping it up since 1992”
THEYMIGHTBEGALLIFREYAN
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FACT: The people who jump out of giant cakes at...
fabledquill:
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Reblog if you want a fanfic in your ask.
scyllaya:
happyfunballxd:
Always.
make it so
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WIGGLE YOUR TUMBLR NAME(S) AROUND. →
gallifreygal:
newsweek:
huffingtonpost:
ifc:
somuchfunithurts:
laughterkey:
perzadook:
apoplecticskeptic:
themattsmith:
wanderlustandtethers:
UNWASHED NERD TARTLETS -or- DAUNTLESS, TENDER WRATH.
Rolls right off the tongue.
HMM! AT THE TITS
PICKLE POP ECSTATIC!
I just got my next song title. :)
Parked Zoo
HA! TRULY GEEK.
anagram name is HUH! UNFIT SCROTUMS
Day...
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