1. Sexual orientation.
2. What I’m really bad at.
3. The one person who i wish i was with right now
4. My best first date.
5. A description of my self-esteem.
6. do you have a best friend
7. My favorite book.
8. Biggest turn-offs.
9. A description of my best friend.
10. My favorite animal.
11. Someone I miss.
12. The reason behind my last breakup.
13. What I did yesterday.
14. What my greatest achievement is.
15. A description of the person I dislike most.
16. My 5 favorite songs right now.
17. How my last kiss went down.
18. What I find attractive in the preferred sex.
19. All of the pets I’ve ever had.
20. Favorite flavor of ice cream.
21. The one place I want to be right now.
22. The meanest thing anyone has ever said to me.
23. Where I have lived before.
24. I’ll love you if…
25. What are my future plans?
26. An internal conflict I have with myself.
27. What I’m doing tomorrow.
28. What I want to be when I get older.
29. Most embarrassing moment.
30. Two of my insecurities.
31.Have you ever had a bad breakup?
32. If you could change anything about yourself, what would it be?
33 Favorite lyrics?
34 Meaning Behind My Url
35 3 Things That Make Me Happy
The Alphabet of Homestuck
sleepysketchy: sonnetstuck: Best way to teach children the alphabet.
coffeeandklonopin: carpe diem - seize the day carpe noctem - seize the night carpe natibus - seize the ass Carpe Juglum by Terry Pratchett
Americans lived together in harmony. Then...
pokekorrakitty: Heat index today was 105. I shxt yea not, it got too hot to watch Lord of the Rings.
little brother: loki's ugly.
me: no! loki's the prettiest princess in all of asgard.
bro: if he was a princess he'd be a girl.
me: he was once, you know.
me: yeah, in the comics. he turned into a lady.
me: idk, he does what he wants.
bro: i know why he wanted to be lady.
bro: because he wanted...
leans in conspiringly
So, currently I am in the Valdosta State library waiting for a Video Productions interview so I may or may not get into that minor. I’m down here for a month people without wifi but since we’re CONSTANTLY working, that’s not all that pressing. Today I woke up in a small, dark, concrete room, had my picture taken and was told not to smile, was blindfolded, and fed mysterious pink...
You are now a troll.
cyaneacapillata: cjopaze: theloltimes: This is your blood color. This is what your lusus looks like flawless 19c700 Siberian Tiger cool cool cool
Book 2: Korra realizes Mako is boring and dates...
dredsina: miketooch: actorsallusionpresents: Book 3: Korra realizes she’s a lesbian and dates Asami Book 4: Korra realizes she’s into older women and dates Lin Book 5: Korra dates me Book 6: Korra decides she’s more comfortable with them just as friends and dedicates her love life to pizza instead.
man I love ice cream. I went to bruester’s and saw Ashley working there and I got a blue pop. I asked for eyes on it and she accidentally dropped it in them. “Nobody saw that.” I was pleased. Then I ate my Argus-eyed Italian Ice and no, as I am not a proper blogger, I don’t have a visual aid…whatever, imagine it blue.
I like what I like cos I'm a groovy kid who knows...
So, does this mean we're having a good day for...
You: I AM FAMOUS DETECTIVE
Stranger: oh hai
Stranger: i am famous villin
You: OH NO
You: FAMOUS VILLAIN
You: MY ARCH NEMISISSSSSS
You: YOU DO MEAN THINGS
Stranger: i am your opposite
Stranger: my name is lowkey
You: ARE A GUY WHO TYPES IN
You: LOOOOOW KEY
You: GOD OF
You: TYPING IN SMALLER FONT
You: YOU FIEND
Stranger: I CAN DO THIS]
Stranger: I CAN DO WHAT I WANT
You: I'LL STOP YOU
You: HORSE FUCKER
Stranger: so what
You: JUST WATCH ME
You: I'LL STOP YOU
Stranger: will you, i have an army
You: I HAVE A WATSON
Stranger: an army of punctuation
You: HE TYPES LIKE
Stranger: oh dear
You: FEAR HIM
You: FOR NONE
You: CAN CORRECT
Stranger: my army is coming
You: HIS TYPING
Stranger: ((Do you have tumblr, I dont think I could live with myself without you))
Stranger: i can correct it
Stranger: i am Lowkey
You: I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY LOWKEY
You: HE HASN
Stranger: he has a heart
You: 'T FIGURED OUT THE CAPSLOCK YET
Stranger: i will take it
You: AND YOU CANNOT TAKE HIS HEART
You: IF YOU'RE TOO BUSY UPDATING YOUR TWITTER AND GOOFING OFF ON OMEGLE
Stranger: i will
Stranger: i will take his heart and all of tumblr
Stranger: you will be merely a memory
You: ((Am I the only one here giving CAPSLOCK Shatner pauses in his speech? I'm used to acting out roleplays so my style doesn't transfer very well here even if it is dialouge driven))
You: MY COMPUTER
You: HAS EXCELLENT MEMORY
You: AS I
You: DO NOT HAVE A TWELVE GIG CAT GIF FOLDER
Stranger: ((I dont mind))
You: SOME PEOPLE
You: I SHALL NOT BE LOST, NOR FORGOTTEN, NOR WILL I SLOW DOWN MY PROCESSING SPEED
Stranger: tell me now
Stranger: how can you do it, not have a twelve gig cat gif folder, whyy!!!
You: I SIMPLY
You: WHAT I DON'T NEED
You: I HAVE AN ICON FOR INTERNET EXPLORER
You: AND MY REACTION IMAGE FOLDER
You: AND NOTHING
Stranger: i have found your weakness eheheh
You: YOU DON'T KNOW
Stranger: yes, do you want to know?
You: ABOUT IT
Stranger: yes, you have internet explorer ehehe
Stranger: you are a idiot
You: I AM CAPSLOCK HOLMES
You: AND I
You: AM AN A B STUDENT
Stranger: and i am lowkey a god with chrome
You: THAT'S ACTUALLY WHAT I'M USING
You: I LIED
You: TO TRICK YOU
You: GOD OF TRICKERNESS
You: I TRICKED YOU
You: NOW YOU KNOW THE TRUTH
You: I HAVE NO WEAKNESS
Stranger: well I have an ally who says otherwise
You: THAT'S MY NICK NAME FOR HIM
Stranger: He TyPeS lIke ThIs
Stranger: He Is A mOrOn
You: LET'S GO BULLY HIM
Stranger: lets, i like you capslock holmes
Stranger: your like me
Stranger: thank you
You: I AM NOT LIKE YOU
You: HOW DARE YOU COMPARE TWO SIMILAR THINGS
You: IN MY PRESENCE
You: I KNOW WHAT A SIMILE IS
Stranger: oh god
You: SUCK MY HIGH SCHOOL EDUCATION LOWKEY
Stranger: all i wanted was to be your equal
You: I HAVE NO EQUAL
You: ONLY SPLENDA
Stranger: do you want to know a secret?
You: I LOVE SECRETS
You: ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY'RE TOLD
Stranger: a god
You: THAT'S FATUOUS
Stranger: its the truth
Stranger: you want
Stranger: to know one last thing?
You: NOT REALLY
Stranger: it wasnt the last secret
You: YOUR SECRETS SUCK
Stranger: it wasnt the final secret
Stranger: you ready?
You: HERE'S MY SECRET
You: WHAT'S GREEN AND HORNY AND HAS TACKY CLOTHES
You: HERE COMES THE SECRET PUNCHLINE
You: I BET YOU CAN'T GUESS IT
You: COS YOU'RE DUMB
You: YOU KNOW WHAT
You: YOU'RE A STINKER
You: A RIGHT PROPER STINKER
You: SHUT UP
You: DON'T THANK ME
You: I OWE YOU NOTHING
Stranger: you do
Stranger: u owe me an apology
You: YOU'RE SORRY
Stranger: how am i sorry?
You: YOU ARE SORRY
You: A SORRY SIGHT
Stranger: your going to pay for that
You: HERE'S A FIVER
You: DON'T SPEND IT ALL IN ONE PLACE
Stranger: anyway im going to tell you something funny
Stranger: you ready?
You: BRING IT
You: I WAS CONCEIVED READY
Stranger: I took all of nicotine out of your nicotine patches
You: NOW THEY'RE JUST
You: YOU ARE TRULY THE WORST
You: HOW'D YOU DO IT, SUCK EM ALL DRY?
You: I BET YOU ARE SOOOO HIGH RIGHT NOW
Stranger: do you want to know something else funny?
You: THERE ARE SOME THINGS MAN IS NEVER MEANT TO KNOW
Stranger: well im going to tell you anyway
Stranger: i bought you skimmed milk
You: THAT'S NICE
Stranger: i know
You: IS IT POISONED?
Stranger: I did something nice
You: I HOPE YOU FEEL TERRIBLE ABOUT THAT
Stranger: an im a villain ehehe
You: YOU WIN AGAIN FAMOUS VILLAIN
Stranger: one last funny thing
You: YOUR FACE
Stranger: he now has a moustache
Stranger: called gloria
You: THAT'S DUMB
You: YOU MADE THAT UP
You: WELL, YOUR WEAVE IS NAMED LINDA
Stranger: i know
You: YOUR TACKY HAT IS CALLED BILLY BOB JOE SUE MCCULLEN-SANCHEZ THE THIRD
Stranger: thanks mr obvious
You: PLAYING WITH ME
You: DON'T PLAY GAMES WITH ME
You: DON'T EVEN THINK YOU'RE CAPABLE OF THAT
Stranger: i am
You: I AM THE FUCKING BOMB AT JENGA
Hey, Bolin Here
You and the stranger both like Avatar, and The Legend of Korra.
You: Hey, Bolin here.
Stranger: so, ur not a troll?
You: I didn't know anyone really cared about me anymore now we aren't pro benders.
Stranger: everyone cares
You: I don't know how things will work out for us after all this.
You: I mean, it seems pretty petty going back to that after what's happened, but that's my life man I just...
Stranger: ... i figured u guys would stay at airtemple island
You: Well, yeah, there's that, but what am I gonna do? Sure, the city needs repairs and just because we defeated Amon, it doesn't mean the war's over yet.
You: Mako hasn't said anything about it yet though, he's been a bit quiet and Korra's too busy to talk.
Stranger: well, now that there's no amon, benders and nonbenders can harmoniously coexist right?
You: That doesn't mean some people don't still feel the way they did that aligned themselves with him.
You: He really incited them and drew the effort together, but you've got all that equalist stuff laying around.
Stranger: not all nonbenders liked benders BEFORE amon
You: Maybe the equalists will try to find a new leader.
You: A revolution loses its spark after losing a leader like that, but people were mad man, I don't think that will stop it completely.
Stranger: probably not
Stranger: but eventually something will happen
Stranger: and all will be forgotten
Stranger: it could be good
Stranger: or it could be bad
Stranger: you never know
You: Maybe Mako needs to lay his mitts off Korra, Asami's really torn up about him bein' a two timin' so and so!
Stranger: im rooting for makorra
You: If he's gonna have to lay her down, he better do it the right way, she's a stand up dame and deserves better than how he's treated her!
Stranger: hnnnng makorra
You: Shhh, what does that even mean!
You: People keep saying these weird words to me and I just don't even GOSH
Stranger: someone told me to say that
Stranger: idk what it means either
You: I don't know what a Borra is either, but it sounds pretty suspicious if ye ask me.
Stranger: it means they want u and korra to date
You: Korrasami... I'm starting to feel there's a trend-- NO
You: NO WAY
You: So that would mean....
You: PEOPLE ACTUALLY FEEL THIS WAY?
Stranger: sick isnt it?
You: absolutely disgust--do they actually think I stand a chance with Korra?
You: I mean...
You: That's also strange and unusual and I don't know how her parents would think about that.
Stranger: LIKE I SAID
Stranger: im for makorra
Stranger: i think u COULD get korra,
Stranger: but im hoping mako does
You: JUST YOU WAIT!
You: I'M GONNA GET SOME CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT
You: THEN YOU'LL BE SHIPPING IT--
You: what does shipping mean?
You: where is it even going to?
Stranger: pairing two characers
Stranger: thats what it means
Stranger: not an actual ship
You: fine, I ship youuuuuu and....Amon.
You: There, that's my ship.
You: Now go sail to I don't know, the North Pole.
You: and elooope
Stranger: i ship me and mako
You: Wait, you just said you shipped Korra and him!
You: You can't do that!
You: You don't even know the guy!
Stranger: thats y i ship makorra
Stranger: because i might never know mako
You: *supreme pout*
Stranger: i also ship bosami
You: Oh my
You: What could you see in that? I mean, Asami's only got eyes for Ma-ko.
You: And I'd never...
You: I mean...
Stranger: u liiiiike her
You: I said I liked her, just like Asami said she liked Korra.
Stranger: uh huh
You: Just like I like Pabu
You: And how Pabu likes grapes
You: Well maybe not that
You: But close
Stranger: uh huh
You: But ya see, I don't um ship that
Stranger: u like asami
Stranger: and u know it
You: I'm just saying, The SS Bolin is more like headed on a course towards loneliness island slowly passing out of Borra Bay
You: We cannot turn the ship around because there is a blockade!
You: Look out!
You: Mako Boats!
You: DUGGA DUGGA DUGGA
You: OH NO
Stranger: why dont you ship.... bolin
You: WE'RE GOING DOWN CAPTAIN
Stranger: u should ship bolin
You: Yes I am Bolin
Stranger: ship bolin
Stranger: its bolinXlin
Stranger: 'twas a joke
You: I like older ladies but I'm saying older as maybe a year...or um....a yearrrrrr
Stranger: 'twas a joke
You: Twasn't very funny
Stranger: yes it 'twas
You: Stick to yer day job clowny
You: Hey, I ship YOU and Lin
You: And Tarrlok
You: And uh, Meelo
You: Wait, not Meelo, how about Pabu...nah, I wouldn't do that to him.
You: You and Tarrlok sittin in a tree
Stranger: veeeeery mature bolin, veeery mature
You: Hey, I'm not renowned for being mah chure
You: heck, when I go to Greasy's, they still ask me if I want the kiddie lunch
You: which I allllways do
Stranger: which bolin r u on fb?
You: Naww man, I'm not on F B
Stranger: i have a question?
You: Fire away
Stranger: do u know if mako is on omegle?
You: Shoo, I don't know that
You: Go ahead and look for him then
You: She if heeee ships you two
You: I bet he ships Borra
You: I bet he does
You: just as much
Stranger: he probably ships him and me
You: Horsebear feathers
Stranger: u have no faith in me
Stranger: y r u being so mean to me?
You: I'm not trying to be mean it's just, I'm tired and you've given me such fodder.
Stranger: well good luck with that
You: Alright, you too with, whatever.
Stranger: ... the answer would be getting mako
Stranger: bai bolin
Season finale of Legend of Korra review:
sovennix: Read More I concur with my fellow man
That’s it, I’ve been rendered incapable of coherent thought. Time to die. Thanks, it’s been fun Korra fandom.
OH MAH GAWD OMAHGAD OHMYGAD OHMYGAD WHAT ARE THEY GONNA DO FOR SEASON 2? WHATTTTTTT WHAAAAAAT WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
fire-lady: reblog if you are gonna die
My dad just reminded me to watch korra the...
and I started singing. Korra korra korra the explorer! Korra korra korra the explorer. Korra korra korra the explorer. BENDERS NO BENDING BENDERS NO BENDING BENDERS NO BENDING. SHUT UP AMON.
seriously, this isn’t even all of it, it was going too fast for me to screen cap the whole conversation. In other news, I figured out how to draw Amon’s mask!