okay guys i think you must know i have 7 kids with zoe and their names are
- stupid ho
- bitch ass
- dave john canon
- martin megu canon
- jesus kristi
- macarena zoe anakin luke luna leonardo di caprio
we are really good parents
Yes we are.
Who shall I wed, Yasmin’s already taken, Meg’s not interested, Ysabel is taken…OF COURSE.
Kate and my adorpted babbus are otherworldly entities known solely as…
- OH WHOOPS HAVE TO CONSULT THEIR MOTHER. KATTTTE
you are my consulting baby-namer
I’m thinking something like Harry-Hagrid Dumblupinsirisnape de Roneville von Voldemort-Moody the third or a more reasonable name like…
Tumbalthurosambalunareblokematechapblr, very Gallifreyan, very traditional.
I will call them Sexxything, spelled T-U-M-B-L-R
I like all of those names! Of course, we must have a child named Scarlett Danger Willingham-The-Third.
But they must be a duke.
All of them shall be members of the gentry.
LORDS AND LADIES OF TIMMMMMMEEEEE
Dame Super Ysayazoe Megthrinn Chocolatemoussostalinimartini
Baron Mittens Sugar-whiskers Kibbles-n-bits
Tiny Sir Curly Buttons Manager Special Tofu Tim Curry
Earl Nigel Heart-throb-berryblastoise junoiur deluxe
and Dr. Princess