if mike chilton was a mermaid hed be mike gill-ton
if mike chilton loved to do dangerous things he’d be mike thrill-ton
if mike chilton was a construction worker hed be mike built-on
if mike chilton was an old fashioned writing instrument he’d be mike quill-ton
if mike chilton was a nonentity he’d be mike nil-ton
(Source: cptressentiment, via cumberpumpkinpatch)
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If Mike Chilton was an assassin he’s be Mike Killton
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if mike chilton was a plant that didnt get much sunlight he’d be mike wilton
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if mike chilton was frequently sick he’d be mike ill-ton.
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if mike chilton was known for walking atop long wooden boards he’d be mike stilt-on
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if mike chilton was an heiress to a hotel empire he’d be mike hilton
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if mike chilton was a doctor hed prescribe mike pill-tons
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if mike chilton was a nonentity he’d be mike nil-ton
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