December 18, 2012

289 Plays

ikolism:

If you haven’t seen Superhero Squad, you’re missing out.

And if you haven’t heard Loki’s voice in it; I don’t know how you live with yourself.

OH HI AUDIO FROM LIKE MY FAVORITE SCENE IN THE WHOLE SHOW

Filed under thor loki super hero squad show he sounds like gay squidward

54 notes

June 30, 2012

little brother:

loki's ugly.

me:

no! loki's the prettiest princess in all of asgard.

bro:

if he was a princess he'd be a girl.

me:

he was once, you know.

bro:

what?

me:

yeah, in the comics. he turned into a lady.

bro:

why?

me:

idk, he does what he wants.

bro:

i know why he wanted to be lady.

me:

why?

bro:

because he wanted...

lowers voice

leans in conspiringly

...boobies

Filed under Loki The Avengers

10 notes

June 23, 2012

So, does this mean we're having a good day for role play?

You:

I AM FAMOUS DETECTIVE

You:

CAPSLOCK

You:

HOLMES

Stranger:

oh hai

Stranger:

i am famous villin

You:

OH NO

You:

FAMOUS VILLAIN

You:

MY ARCH NEMISISSSSSS

Stranger:

yeah

You:

YOU DO MEAN THINGS

Stranger:

i am your opposite

You:

YES

You:

YOU

Stranger:

my name is lowkey

You:

ARE A GUY WHO TYPES IN

Stranger:

ehehehehehehe

You:

LOOOOOW KEY

You:

LOWKEY

You:

LOWKEY

You:

EGADS

You:

LOKI

You:

GOD OF

You:

TYPING IN SMALLER FONT

Stranger:

yeah

You:

YOU FIEND

Stranger:

but

Stranger:

I CAN DO THIS]

You:

IMPOSSIBLE

Stranger:

I CAN DO WHAT I WANT

Stranger:

eheheheh

You:

I'LL STOP YOU

You:

YOUUUUUU

Stranger:

nope

You:

HORSE FUCKER

Stranger:

so what

You:

JUST WATCH ME

You:

I'LL STOP YOU

Stranger:

will you, i have an army

You:

I HAVE A WATSON

Stranger:

an army of punctuation

You:

HE TYPES LIKE

You:

Stranger:

oh dear

You:

FEAR HIM

You:

FOR NONE

You:

CAN CORRECT

Stranger:

/.,;'[/@#][-£

Stranger:

my army is coming

You:

HIS TYPING

Stranger:

((Do you have tumblr, I dont think I could live with myself without you))

You:

((thebatmanchild))

You:

((welcome))

Stranger:

((followed))

Stranger:

i can correct it

Stranger:

i am Lowkey

You:

I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY LOWKEY

You:

HE HASN

Stranger:

he has a heart

You:

'T FIGURED OUT THE CAPSLOCK YET

Stranger:

i will take it

You:

AND YOU CANNOT TAKE HIS HEART

You:

IF YOU'RE TOO BUSY UPDATING YOUR TWITTER AND GOOFING OFF ON OMEGLE

Stranger:

i will

Stranger:

i will take his heart and all of tumblr

Stranger:

you will be merely a memory

You:

((Am I the only one here giving CAPSLOCK Shatner pauses in his speech? I'm used to acting out roleplays so my style doesn't transfer very well here even if it is dialouge driven))

You:

MY COMPUTER

You:

HAS EXCELLENT MEMORY

You:

AS I

You:

DO NOT HAVE A TWELVE GIG CAT GIF FOLDER

Stranger:

((I dont mind))

You:

UNLIKE

You:

SOME PEOPLE

Stranger:

whyyyy!

You:

I SHALL NOT BE LOST, NOR FORGOTTEN, NOR WILL I SLOW DOWN MY PROCESSING SPEED

Stranger:

tell me now

Stranger:

how can you do it, not have a twelve gig cat gif folder, whyy!!!

You:

I SIMPLY

You:

ELIMINATE

You:

WHAT I DON'T NEED

You:

I HAVE AN ICON FOR INTERNET EXPLORER

Stranger:

nooooo

You:

AND MY REACTION IMAGE FOLDER

You:

AND NOTHING

You:

ELSE

Stranger:

i have found your weakness eheheh

You:

YOU DON'T KNOW

Stranger:

yes, do you want to know?

You:

ABOUT IT

Stranger:

yes, you have internet explorer ehehe

You:

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?

Stranger:

you are a idiot

You:

I AM CAPSLOCK HOLMES

You:

AND I

You:

AM AN A B STUDENT

Stranger:

and i am lowkey a god with chrome

You:

WELL

You:

THAT'S ACTUALLY WHAT I'M USING

You:

RIGHT

You:

NOW

You:

I LIED

You:

TO TRICK YOU

You:

GOD OF TRICKERNESS

Stranger:

what!

You:

I TRICKED YOU

You:

TRICKED

You:

YOU

You:

NOW YOU KNOW THE TRUTH

You:

I HAVE NO WEAKNESS

Stranger:

well I have an ally who says otherwise

You:

WHO

Stranger:

moronarty

You:

HAHA

You:

MORONARTY

You:

THAT'S MY NICK NAME FOR HIM

Stranger:

He TyPeS lIke ThIs

You:

YEAH

You:

LOL

Stranger:

He Is A mOrOn

You:

YES

You:

LET'S GO BULLY HIM

Stranger:

lets, i like you capslock holmes

Stranger:

your like me

Stranger:

thank you

You:

I AM NOT LIKE YOU

You:

HOW DARE YOU COMPARE TWO SIMILAR THINGS

You:

IN MY PRESENCE

You:

I KNOW WHAT A SIMILE IS

Stranger:

oh god

You:

SUCK MY HIGH SCHOOL EDUCATION LOWKEY

Stranger:

all i wanted was to be your equal

You:

TOUGH

You:

TITTIES

You:

LOWKEY

You:

I HAVE NO EQUAL

You:

ONLY SPLENDA

Stranger:

do you want to know a secret?

You:

YES

You:

I LOVE SECRETS

You:

ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY'RE TOLD

Stranger:

well

Stranger:

you

Stranger:

are

Stranger:

idiot

Stranger:

human

Stranger:

and

Stranger:

a god

You:

THAT'S FATUOUS

Stranger:

its the truth

Stranger:

also

Stranger:

you want

Stranger:

to know one last thing?

You:

NOT REALLY

Stranger:

it wasnt the last secret

You:

YOUR SECRETS SUCK

Stranger:

it wasnt the final secret

Stranger:

you ready?

You:

HERE'S MY SECRET

You:

WHAT'S GREEN AND HORNY AND HAS TACKY CLOTHES

You:

HERE COMES THE SECRET PUNCHLINE

You:

I BET YOU CAN'T GUESS IT

Stranger:

me?

You:

COS YOU'RE DUMB

You:

DAMN

Stranger:

ehehehe

You:

YOU KNOW WHAT

You:

YOU'RE A STINKER

You:

A RIGHT PROPER STINKER

Stranger:

thank

Stranger:

You:

SHUT UP

Stranger:

owe

Stranger:

You:

DON'T THANK ME

You:

I OWE YOU NOTHING

Stranger:

you do

Stranger:

u owe me an apology

You:

YOU'RE SORRY

Stranger:

how am i sorry?

You:

OOPS

You:

YOU ARE SORRY

You:

A SORRY SIGHT

Stranger:

ohhhh

Stranger:

your going to pay for that

You:

HERE'S A FIVER

You:

DON'T SPEND IT ALL IN ONE PLACE

Stranger:

anyway im going to tell you something funny

You:

LOWKEY

Stranger:

you ready?

You:

BRING IT

You:

I WAS CONCEIVED READY

Stranger:

I took all of nicotine out of your nicotine patches

Stranger:

ehehehehe

Stranger:

lowkey'd

You:

NOW THEY'RE JUST

You:

PATCHES

You:

GUAGH

You:

YOU ARE TRULY THE WORST

You:

HOW'D YOU DO IT, SUCK EM ALL DRY?

You:

I BET YOU ARE SOOOO HIGH RIGHT NOW

Stranger:

ehehehehe

Stranger:

do you want to know something else funny?

You:

THERE ARE SOME THINGS MAN IS NEVER MEANT TO KNOW

Stranger:

well im going to tell you anyway

Stranger:

i bought you skimmed milk

You:

SHHHIT

You:

WAIT

You:

THAT'S NICE

Stranger:

i know

Stranger:

lowkey'd

Stranger:

ehehe

You:

IS IT POISONED?

Stranger:

nope

You:

DAMN

You:

WEIRD

Stranger:

I did something nice

You:

I HOPE YOU FEEL TERRIBLE ABOUT THAT

Stranger:

an im a villain ehehe

You:

YOU WIN AGAIN FAMOUS VILLAIN

Stranger:

eheheh

Stranger:

one last funny thing

You:

YOUR FACE

Stranger:

nope

Stranger:

johns

Stranger:

he now has a moustache

Stranger:

called gloria

Stranger:

eheheh

Stranger:

lowkey'd

You:

THAT'S DUMB

You:

YOU MADE THAT UP

Stranger:

nope

You:

WELL, YOUR WEAVE IS NAMED LINDA

Stranger:

i know

You:

SHIT

Stranger:

ehehhe

Stranger:

lowkey'd

You:

YOUR TACKY HAT IS CALLED BILLY BOB JOE SUE MCCULLEN-SANCHEZ THE THIRD

Stranger:

thanks mr obvious

You:

YOU'RE

You:

PLAYING WITH ME

Stranger:

yes

You:

DON'T PLAY GAMES WITH ME

You:

DON'T EVEN THINK YOU'RE CAPABLE OF THAT

Stranger:

i am

You:

I AM THE FUCKING BOMB AT JENGA

Filed under maybe wish I could do it in a fic format though not in a chat room or just with camille omegle is okay sometimes Sherlock CAPSLOCK HOLMES Lowkey Loki

168 notes

May 29, 2012

therothwoman:

Holy FUCK.

THOR, what are you wearing. You have somehow achieved, sleeves, but no shirt.

(Source: oni-queen)

Filed under what Thor Loki