Posts tagged Sherlock
Posts tagged Sherlock
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if Sherlock series 3 doesn’t open with Sherlock busting open the door to 221B and shouting “WATSON, I’M HOLMES” then I will be so disappointed
Uploading pictures from Dragon*Con! I ran into Meg yesterday and four very lovely Whovians. I love cons soooo much.
*the first pic is from a duluth homestuck meetup, but i couldn’t resist not posting it.
Basically my dashboard.
This IS my dashboard.
Holding hands - 30 day OTP challenge day 1 (The only one I plan to do at this point in time)
That cracked me up like nobody’s business.
We need season 3, don’t we?
You and the stranger both like Sherlock.
You: Ooh piffle.
You: My dinosaur, she’s gone!
You: Someone must have MISPLACED HER.
You: This is tragic indee
Stranger: This is a disaster!
Stranger: How traumatising for you!
You: I wish there was a detective who could help detect her!
Stranger: Hey! I think I know someone!
You: What’s that? Sherlock Holmes?
Stranger: Indeed, yes!
You: Sherlock Holmes is an incompetent, lying freak?
You: Then who can help me?!
You: I know!
Stranger: Shock horror!
You: Da da da da!
Stranger: OH MY GOODNESS
Stranger: What a fantabulous idea!
You: ANDERSON, HELP FIND MY DINOSAUR YOU BRAVE, HANDSOME SMARTGUY
Stranger: THIS IS FANTASTIC NEWS
Stranger: ANDERSON THE DINOSAUR FINDER
You: Where could she be? Under the mat?
You: Under that hat?
Stranger: In the bath?
You: Inside Sherlock Holmes’s flat?
You: In a tree?
You: In the sea?
You: Where oh where could she be?
You: Under a cat?
You: Under a bat?
You: Under Mycroft Holmes’s fat?
Stranger: That’ll be where
You: Let’s go check.
Stranger: Okay, we’ll need a torch
You: Hello Mr. Holmes, can you take off your clothes, it’s important.
Stranger: Extremely important
You: Thank you.
You: Now I need a second to look under your jelly roll.
You: How dark.
You: Can you hand me that torch now?
Stranger: Sure, here you go, do you need anything else?
You: Uh, rope.
Stranger: Oh no, this sounds like it’s going to be a very difficult adventure, here’s the rope!
You: Come along then, there might be beasties living in here!
You: I heard a growl.
Stranger: I’ll get the swords, just in case
You: Oh no! A batter-bat! Quick!
You: Oh, it flew off, I guess that it—COBBLER GOBLINS! RUN!
Stranger: I HATE COBBLER GOBLINS
You: ME TOO
You: THEY SUCK
Stranger: QUICK, THROW THINGS AT THEM
Stranger: THEY”RE GROSS
You: LIKE THIS COBBLER GOBLIN
You: TAKE THAT
You: AND THIS TOO
Stranger: Phew. That was close
You: Wow, you were pretty brave back there, I think it’s safe to proceed.
Stranger: Yes, we’ll have to be more careful from here on
You: Hm, markings on the wall, could they be a tattoo from ancient times or maybe a warning…
Stranger: Does it say anything about dinosaurs?
You: It seems to depict an arrow through a heart and a flaming skull that reads, “Sexxy thing.”
Stranger: How strange, I wonder what it means.
You: I bet it’s just a stupid thing he got back in college, or last week, nothing serious.
You: I guess I was wrong
You: Don’t look now, but there’s a giant flaming skull coming.
You: Okay, look now.
Stranger: Should we run?
Stranger: Or fight?
You: WE SHOULD
You: TALK TO IT
Stranger: Alright then!
You: I think this message says we should defeat the Sexxy Thing through flattery and cajoling.
Stranger: That sounds quite clear
You: Absolutely, and I’m just taking this from some guy’s love-handle ink.
You: Hey, Mister Skull.
You: I think you’re really HOT.
Stranger: And very well placed
You: And not just because you’re on fire, your personality is just REALLY ATTRACTIVE.
You: Is it working?
Stranger: I think it’s blushing, but it’s really hard to tell
You: Yeah, if you squint…that, I or just made it madder… UHHH, YOU TRY!
Stranger: UH UH UM, YOU HAVE LOVELY EYES (OH GOD DOES IT EVEN HAVE EYES?) AND YOUR ARROW PIERCING IS SUPER COOL
You: I THINK IT’S WORKING.
Stranger: OH SHOOT, WRONG TATTOO
You: OH NO
Stranger: OH NOO
You: QUICK! INTO THAT FLAB FOLD!
You: Shhh, I’m sure the earless flaming skull relies upon hearing to find it’s victims….wait
Stranger: Okay, do you see it?
You: Yeah, it’s just, floating.
You: Oh wait! I think I see something.
You: It’s illuminating the far ends of the cavern, I seeee YES! MY DINOSAUR—
Stranger: WHAT? WHAT IS IT?
You: THE SKULL
Stranger: OH NO
You: IT’S BACK! WHERE ARE THOSE SWORDS?!
You: GOOD. UHHH, TAKE THAT!
Stranger: KEEP BACK YOU BEAST
You: SLASH SLASH
Stranger: It bit the end of my sword off…
You: What big teeth you have Mr. Flaming Skull.
Stranger: NICE big teeth
You: PLEASE DON’T EAT US
Stranger: WE”RE LOVELY REALLY
You: I bet, I bet you’ve got a sweet tooth!
You: Yeh, living with all those sugary monsters in here!
Stranger: Do you want a piece of cake?
You: I’m really nasty and bitter, you wouldn’t like me at all, disenchanted by years of a lousy job and cruel cruel reality.
Stranger: Mm, yeah, me too
Stranger: I’m gross
You: Here, I’ve got sommme mentos in my pocket, take them, I don’t even like apple!
Stranger: That’s a good idea
You: I think it’s distracted! Let’s make a run for it!
Stranger: Okay, quietly!
You: *SCREAMING LIKE A SCHOOL GIRL WITH HAIR FULL OF CATIPILLARS*
You: OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD
Stranger: I DON”T WANNA DIEEE
You: *SOBBING GROSSLY*
You: I’VE GOT SO MUCH TO LIVE FORRRRR
You: I’M TOO BEAUTIFULLLL
You: I HAVE A WIFE AND KIDS WELL I DON’T ACTUALLY AND I PROBABLY NEVER WILL BUT I HAVE NEOPETS THAT NEED ME
Stranger: I HAVE HALF FINISHED PICTURES, PLEASE DON’T EAT MEEEE
You: I HAVEN’T EVEN MADE MY FUNERAL PLAYLIST YETTTTT
You: THE GUYS AT THE YARD WON’T REMEMBER TO PUT DANCING QUEEN ON ITTTTT
Stranger: NOOOOOO THE TRAUMA!
You: OKAY, I GOT HER
You: HAVE YOU SEEN RAIDERS OF THE LAST ARK?
You: HAVE YOU SEEN A MOVIE WHERE SOMEBODY RUNS AWAY FROM SOMETHING REALLY BAD REALLY FAST?
Stranger: ARE WE GOING TO DO THAT NOW?
You: OKAY, WE’VE GOT A 10 PERCENT CHANCE MY RANDOMLY SELECTED PERCENTAGE IS ACCURATE OF OUR SURVIVAL RATE BUT IT’S A QUICK DASH TO THE FLAP WE CRAWLED IN FROM
You: DO YOU SEE THE ROPE?
Stranger: YES! VAGUELY…
You: ALRIGHT, WHEN YOU GET WITHIN A FEW METERS OF THE EXIT, GRAB ONTO IT
Stranger: GOT IT
You: ALRIGHT, DESCEND FAST BUT DON’T HOLD ON TOO LOOSELY OR YOU’LL PLUMMET TO YOUR DEATH OR SOMETHING
Stranger: OH WOW, OKAY!
Stranger: DO YOU THINK MYCROFT CAN HEAR US?
You: I HOPE SO
You: HE SHOULD TAKE THIS AS A WARNING ABOUT HIS PHYSICAL HEALTH
Stranger: HE REALLY SHOULD
Stranger: GOOD GOD
You: ALSO, HE SHOULD GET THOSE TATTOOS REMOVED
You: THEY’RE VERY UNPROFESSIONAL
Stranger: THEY ARE FRIGHTENING
Stranger: HEAR THIS MYCROFT?
Stranger: MUMMY WOULD NOT BE PLEASED
You: MUMMY WILL NOT BE PLEASED IT ONLY SAYS MOTH ON THE HEART
You: DON’T HALF-ASS A CHEAP TATTOO MYCROFT
Stranger: THAT’S JUST DISGUSTING
You: OKAY! I SEE SUNLIGHT! JUST A FEW MORE— AHHHHH
You: THE ROPE BROKE! I THINK IT CAUGHT FIRE FROM THE SKULL!
You: WE’RE GONNA DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE
You: SOONER THAN INITIALLY ANTICIPATED.
Stranger: NOOOOOO NOT ON MY WATCH
Stranger: WE”LL USE MY HAIR
Stranger: It’s TOO LONG
You: OKAY, WELL, IF YOU WERE JUST GONNA CUT IT ANYWAYS
Stranger: YUP, CAN YOU SLICE IT OFF WITH YOUR SWORD?
You: YES, THERE!
Stranger: FANTASTIC< NOW WE HAVE TO THROW IT INTO THE LIGHT AND HOPE IT CATCHES ON TO SOMETHING
Stranger: Yeah, we’re going to die
You: Not on my watch! I was a boy scout! This knot is supposed to be fail-proof!
Stranger: I skipped out of boy scouts, took up computer instead
You: *ENGAGE HOLD-SEEKING KNOT*
You: IT CAUGHT! YES!
Stranger: YOU are AMAZING
You: *YOU’RE AMAZING
You: FLOOR, SWEET FLOOR!
Stranger: KISSES FOR THE SWEET FLOOR
Stranger: ACTUALLY NO WAIT, gross
You: YEAH, that should be cleaned.
You: Clean your floor!
Stranger: Mycroft, clean your floor!
Stranger: AND PUT YOUR CLOTHES BACK ON
You: YOU ARE A DISGUSTING MAN
Stranger: THAT WAS A DISGUSTING EXPERIENCE
You: YOU HAVE CREATURES LIVING INSIDE THE CAVERNOUS EXPANSE OF YOUR STOMACH FOLDS
You: I should take a shower
Stranger: YOU HAVE CAVERNOUS EXPANSES OF STOMACH FOLDS
Stranger: A year long shower
You: And to you, how can I ever repay you, why, I don
You: ’t even know your name!
Stranger: Nor I yours!
You: I could get you a Starbucks gift-card or something-
You: My name is Anderson A. Anderson, and I am forever indebted to you.
Stranger: A voucher for a book shop for you, maybe?
You: I can do that
Stranger: Sounds good
You: And whom might you be brave one?
Stranger: Oh, no one in particular, I’m from the wrong series actually, the name’s Eugenides, but you can call me Gen
You: Oh, what series, I’m a pretty big reader you know.
You: Sounds Greek to me.
Stranger: The Queen’s Thief series, very interesting books
Stranger: And yes, Greek
You: Ah, I’ll check it out then.
Stranger: Have fun, they’re immensely enjoyable, not meaning to be big headed or anything
You: That’s alright, I was joking when I said I was the best detective ever…I’m really not if you could believe me somehow.
You: I couldn’t have done this without you.
You: And our sponsors of course.
Stranger: Of course, yes
You: My dinosaur would also like to thank you, she saw horrible things back in that cave and won
You: ’t even speak about how she got there, it was too horrible to describe.
Stranger: Oh I understand entirely, you should send her someplace nice for a holiday, maybe Eddis?
You: Alright, she could use the sun.
Stranger: Ah, not sunny in Eddis, maybe you should try Attolia then? I’ll call my wife and she’ll get a castle free for you
You: Ooh, castle!
You: That’s too kind of you.
Stranger: Not at all, I’ve been rather bored lately so an adventure, albeit a rather disgusting one, has been much appreciated!
You: You’re welcome my inconveniencing has entertained you so. Now I suppose it’s back to work for me.
You: Sigh, my division is mostly pretending to do paperwork.
Stranger: That sounds dreadful, mind right now is listening to a lot of very boring meetings
Stranger: It’s truly terrible
You: My boss will be back from lunch soon, I should return to my realm and you your’s. I guess this is farewell then.
Stranger: Indeed yes, be blessed in your endevours Anderson!
You: And you in yours.
Stranger: Thank you
You: And not Sherlock.
so my sister found an old empty frame I had laying around, and the postcard sized print Becca gave me that I hadn’t found a place for yet.
this is the result.
It’s like this still is from an alternate universe where Sherlock is the sweet one and Molly is the pain in the ass.
CAN THIS BE A THING
I think it needs to be.
Sherlock: Dim, this is Molly Hooper.
Dimmock: Hi. So, you’re Molly Hooper. Sherlock’s told me all about you. You doing one of your post-mortems?
Sherlock: Dim works in detecting, at the Yard. That’s how we met. Office romance.
Molly: [glances at Dimmock] Straight.
Sherlock: Sorry, what?
Molly: Nothing. Um, “wait” while I get my hand out of this man’s chest cavity.
Here’s the Difference:
The Doctor Who photo features a tall, slender, rather alien genius-boy running alongside a medical professional who is smitten with him.
The Sherlock photo……..Oh. OH.
Yes, but Sherlock has a long coat which billows out behind him when he runs.
The Doctor just ha-
Yes but Sherlock wears tight fitting suits and is smarter than your average human.
The Doctor’s just—
Yes, but in Doctor Who, the medical companion risks death in an attempt to save the lead character from the clutches of an evil, psychotic genius.
Wheras in Sherlock…. um……. Oh..
Yeah, but the Doctor Who companion jumps on board to help the lead even though she knows almost nothing about him and trusts him to solve their current problem that wasn’t even an issue until he arrived.
While In Sherlock… huh.
They’re running from an explosion, they’re probably running into an explosion.
JUST PRESS PLAY
I made this for obvious reasons
Mycroft cares about your education guys this is important
I flichen died at “maybe it’s maybeline”
OKAY THIS IS BEAUTIFUL
That voice. Is that George Takei?
…someone shouted VATICAN CAMEOS you would be ready and willing to fall to the floor.
Don’t care how weird it would look.
This is my first giveaway and there’s no reason, I made these little things and I want to share with you.
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- 2 buttons
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NOTE: Only the Sherlock (purple) buttons have a printing error, they are pixelated, you are warned
So, my english is shit, sorry
not participating, just spreading the word!