Posts tagged obviously
Posts tagged obviously
i wonder what my future sugar daddy is doing right now
The Doctor from Scream of the Shalka was actually the canonical ninth Doctor until the new series was announced. Now he’s an alternative Doctor. It’s a pity, because this episode have faded into obscurity since the new series started.
The answer is the negative ninety-ninth doctor
“The Police officer and the young politician”
I’ve been so swamped with work lately… but I just couldn’t hold this in anymore.
I REMEMBER HAVING TO PUT THE BOOK DOWN JUST TO GO:
^ ^ ^
I am a fan of the Harry Potter fandom.
Sassy harry is the best harry.
According to my psychology professor, we do not exist.
According to her, we are wrong for existing.
My professor flat out said this morning that she does not “believe” in bisexuals. She proceeded to say that the only valid and real orientations are heterosexual, and homosexual,and nothing else exists. There is no in between,and if we believe we are anything but hetero or homo, we are just confused, and mislead.
She also believes transgender people are just confused.
So basically, to her, we are mythical creatures. We are unicorns, from a magical fairyland.
Reblog this if you are a fucking magical unicorn.
Reblog this if you believe orientation shouldn’t even fucking matter.
Reblog this if you believe orientation is a spectrum, and it is NOT black and white.
Reblog this if you know you exist.
No fuck unicorns. I’m a Nakodile.
NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK
kinda of reminds me how one of my friend’s psychology professor told him that my other friend Jay “wasn’t an actual person” because he was black, gay, and had never experienced racism. LOL PROFESSORS KNOW EVERYTHING.
Dude, these professors are more people to add to my punchlist.
My punchlist consists of people I seriously want to punch in the face.
Including people who aldready died.
It’s a really long list.
Obviously, we are multidimensional creatures with no respect towards those with minds so limited to think we are but fictions conjured up by what I am seriouly typing.
No, I’m not done with this joke yet.
Sampling three things for my english class I got H.G. Wells, Shakespeare, and Rudyard Kipling
H. P. Lovecraft.
I…okay. I mean, I didn’t…um. Right then.
i can work with that
KILL ME NOW ;A;
David Foster Wallace
(well my original fiction writing, anyway)
i was going to put in three different pieces and got
then it broke, so.
but the styles of the two i put in were so different, i thought. huh.
Last chapter of my NaNoWriMo novel
I don’t know how to feel about that.
I got Kurt Vonnegut, Edgar Allen Poe, Margaret Atwood, Cory Doctorow, and Stephen King. (I kept testing different things that I wrote… all of those came up multiple times. :/)
I don’t know how I feel about those….
JK Rowling. Granted, I tested a billion different parts of a HP story I’d been working on for NaNo, so that’s actually a good thing, but… really?
fucking christ i love his work
i got j.k. rowling
which is exciting
but it might just be because it was about salazar slytherin….
Chuck Palahniuk, OH GOD YES.
Only my second favourite writer after Gaiman.
James Joyce. I tried again. Douglas Adams.
This is taken from one of the first scenes in the pilot episode, but really…
Does Lestrade own a website, and is its sole purpose to give himself a rather redundant and unusual email address?
I FIND THIS WAY TOO HILARIOUS
First of all, email@example.com, omg. I imagine Donovan and Anderson setting up that website just to convince Lestrade that you NEED your own website to have an email address and now he pays like $50 a year for it because he thinks that’s just what people do.
Second of all, the subject is “Please call me” and the body is “Please call me”
Oh Lestrade, your Lestrade is showing.
Obviously a deep and mysterious intellectual.
>It’s a shoe-shiner that makes you invisible and bleeps when you whistle for it
I think I’ll be ok.
Reblog and post results!
>It’s a pair of underpants that pushes things down staircases, cannot be moved and makes reassuring noises.
I could not ask for more.
>It’s a blow-up doll that sends and receives text messages, uses the Google API and keeps food warm.
>It’s a housebrick that can be used by several people at once! It vibrates.
It’s a fridge magnet that irons your shirts, has a built-in motion sensor and does away with household drudgery.
I think i might be ok
It’s a pair of shoes that fetches help in the event of an emergency and knows your name.
“It’s an umbrella! It squirts water!”
It’s a DVD player that plays the American national anthem! It connects to the web.
IT CONNECTS TO THE WEB.
It’s a letter-opener that remembers your personal preferences! It can help you lose weight.
Do I have amnesia? Because if so, this is great. Otherwise, thanks a lot, I can remember those on my own, bitch.
It’s a cricket bat that increases your sex appeal and is made entirely of wood.
Forget my earlier post, I have found what I’ve been looking for.
Best Wikipedia blackout response I’ve seen yet.
General Relativity in 8 gifs
This is cool.
That is not the sun, that is a bun.
“All the Docs down in Whoville liked the TARDIS a lot…”
Kazaran the syncorax the freaking santa robots …The show writers, who lived just north of Whoville, did not.”