TheyMightBeGallifreyan

TheyMightBeGallifreyan

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shizu-chan's butt: Dear all Bisexuals, Pansexuals, Asexuals, or basically anybody who is not strictly Heterosexual or strictly Homosexual.

logicandtrick:

amateurcatalyst:

omelette-sandwich:

meirz:

adorablogger:

jiji-is-a-bunny:

According to my psychology professor, we do not exist.

According to her, we are wrong for existing.

My professor flat out said this morning that she does not “believe” in bisexuals. She proceeded to say that the only valid and real orientations are heterosexual, and homosexual,and nothing else exists. There is no in between,and if we believe we are anything but hetero or homo, we are just confused, and mislead.

She also believes transgender people are just confused.

So basically, to her, we are mythical creatures. We are unicorns, from a magical fairyland. 

Reblog this if you are a fucking magical unicorn.

Reblog this if you believe orientation shouldn’t even fucking matter.

Reblog this if you believe orientation is a spectrum, and it is NOT black and white.

Reblog this if you know you exist.

No fuck unicorns. I’m a Nakodile.

NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK

kinda of reminds me how one of my friend’s psychology professor told him that my other friend Jay “wasn’t an actual person” because he was black, gay, and  had never experienced racism. LOL PROFESSORS KNOW EVERYTHING.

Dude, these professors are more people to add to my punchlist.

My punchlist consists of people I seriously want to punch in the face.

Including people who aldready died.

It’s a really long list.

/casually exists

 Obviously, we are multidimensional creatures with no respect towards those with minds so limited to think we are but fictions conjured up by what I am seriouly typing.

(via levitatingzevran)

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I write like

harbek:

theybreakmyhearts:

bartyjoonyah:

gallifreyanghetto:

wannacumbermybatch:

thepiraticalconsultingdetective:

darkangelkie:

nerdydyke:

goldenheartedrose:

aboldcertaintyoffeelings:

starscrossed:

feelingkindawoozy:

leviathanmadness:

yourguttersoul:

girlwithtulle:

sometimenever:

clay-kaczmarek:

nikteslas:

Sampling three things for my english class I got H.G. Wells, Shakespeare, and Rudyard Kipling

Dan Brown??? 

H. P. Lovecraft.

I…okay. I mean, I didn’t…um. Right then.

Vladimir Nabokov

HOLY SHIT

Chuck Palahniuk

okay
i can work with that

J.K. Rowling.

Stephanie Meyer

KILL ME NOW ;A;

David Foster Wallace

\o/

(well my original fiction writing, anyway)

i was going to put in three different pieces and got

HP lovecraft

HP lovecraft

and

then it broke, so.

but the styles of the two i put in were so different, i thought. huh.

Last chapter of my NaNoWriMo novel 

Lewis Carroll.

I don’t know how to feel about that.

I got Kurt Vonnegut, Edgar Allen Poe, Margaret Atwood, Cory Doctorow, and Stephen King. (I kept testing different things that I wrote… all of those came up multiple times. :/) 

I don’t know how I feel about those….  

JK Rowling. Granted, I tested a billion different parts of a HP story I’d been working on for NaNo, so that’s actually a good thing, but… really?

Charles Dickens.

Fuck yeah.

Dan Brown

fucking christ i love his work

Margaret Atwood.

okkk

Margaret Mitchell

i got j.k. rowling

which is exciting

but it might just be because it was about salazar slytherin….

Chuck Palahniuk, OH GOD YES.

Only my second favourite writer after Gaiman.

 James Joyce. I tried again. Douglas Adams.

I WIN.

(Source: vivianesection, via theheroheart)

Filed under seriously it was just some of me blogging me talking to meg is douglas adams obviously

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geniusbee:

existing-outside-of-stories:

This is taken from one of the first scenes in the pilot episode, but really…
lestrade@strade.org.uk?
Does Lestrade own a website, and is its sole purpose to give himself a rather redundant and unusual email address?

I FIND THIS WAY TOO HILARIOUS
First of all, lestrade@strade.org.uk, omg. I imagine Donovan and Anderson setting up that website just to convince Lestrade that you NEED your own website to have an email address and now he pays like $50 a year for it because he thinks that’s just what people do.
Second of all, the subject is “Please call me” and the body is “Please call me”
Oh Lestrade, your Lestrade is showing.

Obviously a deep and mysterious intellectual.

geniusbee:

existing-outside-of-stories:

This is taken from one of the first scenes in the pilot episode, but really…

lestrade@strade.org.uk?

Does Lestrade own a website, and is its sole purpose to give himself a rather redundant and unusual email address?

I FIND THIS WAY TOO HILARIOUS

First of all, lestrade@strade.org.uk, omg. I imagine Donovan and Anderson setting up that website just to convince Lestrade that you NEED your own website to have an email address and now he pays like $50 a year for it because he thinks that’s just what people do.

Second of all, the subject is “Please call me” and the body is “Please call me”

Oh Lestrade, your Lestrade is showing.

Obviously a deep and mysterious intellectual.

(via allonsyblue)

Filed under obviously like me! greg lestrade sherlock lestrade@strade.org.uk

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You wake from a coma to a post apocalyptic world with only one item.

timelordsandkittens:

youcantcancelquidditch:

jimsbringingsassyback:

moriartysliveinchum:

imperialimpala:

hobojesuspunksvirginsacrifice:

derpsmondmiles:

sesuu:

generalivan:

How fucked are you?

>It’s a shoe-shiner that makes you invisible and bleeps when you whistle for it

I think I’ll be ok.

Reblog and post results!

>It’s a pair of underpants that pushes things down staircases, cannot be moved and makes reassuring noises.

I could not ask for more.

>It’s a blow-up doll that sends and receives text messages, uses the Google API and keeps food warm.

gfkjhfhgjhj

>It’s a housebrick that can be used by several people at once! It vibrates.

“It vibrates.”



It’s a fridge magnet that irons your shirts, has a built-in motion sensor and does away with household drudgery.

I think i might be ok

It’s a pair of shoes that fetches help in the event of an emergency and knows your name.

Um… okay?

“It’s an umbrella! It squirts water!”

It’s a DVD player that plays the American national anthem! It connects to the web.

IT CONNECTS TO THE WEB.

It’s a letter-opener that remembers your personal preferences! It can help you lose weight.

Do I have amnesia? Because if so, this is great. Otherwise, thanks a lot, I can remember those on my own, bitch.

It’s a cricket bat that increases your sex appeal and is made entirely of wood.

Forget my earlier post, I have found what I’ve been looking for.

Filed under obviously is a very oft used tag IT'S MADE ENTIRELY OF WOOD!