Posts tagged omegle

WHAT IS AIR?

YOU GOT YOUR SEX ADDICTS

YOU GOT YOUR GEEKS

YOU GOT YOUR FOREIGNERS

YOU GOT YOUR ALIENS

YOU GOT YOUR BASKETBALL PLAYERS

YOU GOT THE PEOPLE WHO THINK YOU’RE HIGH WHEN YOU’RE JUST FROM TUMBLR

YOU GOT YOUR VOLDEMORTS

YOU GOT YOUR INDIAN PEOPLE WHO THINK OMEGLE IS A GAME SHOW

AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST YOU GOT YOUR FELLOW TUMBLR TROLLS

YOU GOT YOUR CAPTAIN OBVIOUS

(Source: veronicaecholls, via piglii)

Hey, if you ever want to find me on Omegle, just add the JFK’s Assassination tag. It’s  a long story, not really, we started with assassin’s creed and continued randomly. I’m apparently a hoot on here late at night. I’m not on very often though…

I got no replies to this, not one. I was honestly hoping for a beautiful little thing between two sherlock roleplayers or some kind of acknowledgement…people…gosh

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: he

You: hello friend

Stranger: male or female?

You: human

Stranger: good for you…

You: yep

Stranger: btw m/f?

You: /

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You: hey

You: i sed hey

Stranger: Hi

You: wots goin on?

Stranger: Hey

Stranger: Nm u

You: hey hey hey hey hey

You: well i just woke up in the mornin

You: and i stepped outside

Stranger: Its fucking time

You: i took a big breath and i GOT REAL HIGH

Stranger: Yea

You: and i sed hey

You: WOTS GOIN ON?

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You: asl? 900/m/Gallifrey <3 <3

Stranger: hi

Stranger: ru m/f

You: ru-ru-rose?

Stranger: wht u

You: doktah

Stranger: no

You: no?

You: D:

You: D’:

You: MAH ROES

You: y

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You: asl? 900/m/Gallifrey <3 <3

Stranger: Heyyy :) I am 20 and I’m super squirting ..I have a FB webcam goto ow.ly/83ynx

You: Jack?

You: u r squirting?

You: wot

You: eben

You: man

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You: so

Stranger: LEEROY

You: COOL

You: leeroy who?

Stranger: IS THIS LEEROY OHANA?

You: oh

You: not jenkins

You: …sadnow

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Stranger: horny ?

Stranger: female 17 nz

You: asexual

You: sorry

You: I:

Stranger: what dowe that mean ?

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Stranger: hey !

You: ARNOLD!

Stranger: Hahahaha. Loved that show..

You: heh, yeh

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You: can you see why kids love the honey sweet taste of cinnamon toast crunch?

Stranger: Heyyy :) I’m 19 and I am extremely horny ..I have a xxx picture just goto ow.ly/83ynx

You: WRONG. REPEAT FIRST GRADE

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Stranger: hey

You: hey hey im fat albert

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You: can you see why kids love the honey sweet taste of cinnamon toast crunch?

Stranger: NO

You: oh

You: sorry

Stranger: i’m blind, god damn it

You: are you blind?

You: AH!

You: I knew it

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You: hey

Stranger: do you have boobies..?!

You: no

You: they are on loan

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You: hi

You: eridan here

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You: hi

You: eridan here

Stranger: hi

Stranger: eridan ?

Stranger: its a name ?

You: yes

You: it is my name

Stranger: m or f

You: m

Stranger: from ?

You: the sea

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You: hi

Stranger: hi asl ?

You: eridan here

You: 6/m/alternia

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You: hi

You: eridan here

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You: hi

Stranger: hii

You: eridan here

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You: hi

You: eridan here

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You:hi

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