fiveroundsrapid:

• agiltha: about as subtle as a brick to the face
• because BEN’S FACE
• completely gratuitous leg hitch
• doctor bondage: still not new
• eyebrow action
• fivey is a woodland fairy
• gilgamesh dorkenbach
• how do they even have that many teeth between them shouldn’t be possible
• it’s all kaleigh’s fault
• • james robert hot socks mccrimmon
  • kiss her already dammit
  • look jamie - sandwiches!
  • my life is one in which old fandomsecrets come back to haunt me
  • no seriously unicorns
  • oh noes guys in rubber suits
  • pertwee has been out-terrifyinged
  • questions you should answer
  • READ IT. It’s got clams.
  • sporrans are in fact for fondling
  • they’re not breasts! they’re dalek bumps!
  • umbrella swordfight
  • vaughn is watching you eyesex your companion
  • who wears short shorts? turlough wears short shorts!
  • XD
  • you now have joseph and the amazing technicolor dreamcoat stuck in your head
  • zoe doesn’t exist

Mine are probably considerably less interesting.

A: (oh wait this is more difficult than I expected) And if it’s not made of four elephants

B: Bluster’s cat see-future-thingie the book the movie

C: CONNIVING JAM-FACED BASTARD

D: Dubious blue shading!

E: eargasmic

F: flipendo gets shxt done

G: GONNA TAKE POLLUTION DOWN TO ZERO

H: HAGRID’s HIPSTER HUT OF PANCAKES

I: I’m not sure life can get better for this simple carbon based lifeform

J: jam ruined our relationship (tied with jam-rehab)

K: kitty wombo combo

L: lemmeh show you mah pokemons

M: MOFFAT…is not responsible for this episode

N: not the one from homestar runner but the one from 4th period

O: oregon trail with more zombies

P: people searching this tag will be dissappointed in me

Q: QUESTION ME IF YOU’RE OUT THERE

R: RED-NECKED MONSTERS

S: SEIZURE INDUCING SPARKLING WONDERDRUG

T: TIME TO BRING OUT THE FAN-FIC TYPEWRITER

U: u r looking sexxy 2day

V: Voldemullet

W: WHAT ELDRITCH BEAST ARE YOU STEALING AIR FROM MY LUNGS

X: NOTHING STARTS WITH XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

Y: yazzi cat finds neil gaiman cat in falafel

Z: zoobooks

I was right

(Source: mugglibus)